Because Your Littles Keep "Forgetting" to Do the Dishes
Is your littles suffering from a mysterious, localized case of amnesia every time you mention the word "chores"? Do they suddenly go deaf when it’s time to put the phone away?
Meet the Memory Enhancer 3000. It’s not just a spoon-shaped paddle; it’s a time machine that takes them back to an era where "Because I said so" was a legally binding contract.
Why You Need the "Ouch-o-Matic" in Your Arsenal:
- Remember When Perfection: Our engineers (who were definitely raised in the 70s) designed this with a spoon-style profile that alerts the household that the "Finding Out" phase of the evening has officially begun.
- The "Thwack" Factor: This isn't a flimsy kitchen utensil. This is a high-performance disciplinary tool designed to deliver a loud, authoritative sound that resonates through the house—and through their attitude.
- Ergonomic Grip: We know that a long session of "reasoning" with a little can be a thing. The handle is built for comfort, so you can maintain peak performance from the first "I told you so" to the final "Go to your room."
Is it Legal? Is it Safe?
Disclaimer: This product is sold as a novelty item, or a very aggressive kitchen stirrer. While it is built to survive the toughest "parental interventions," please remember to use your best judgment. We provide the tool; you provide the "tough love." We are not responsible for any sudden outbursts of "Yes, Ma'am" or "Yes, Sir" that may occur after purchase.
Don’t wait for the next eye-roll! Upgrade your parenting toolkit today and bring back the golden age of "Do what I say, not what I do."
Wooden Spoon Paddle
— All items sold at Whipping Wood are sold as NOVELTIES ONLY. The ownership of Whipping Wood takes no responsibility for injury or any other complications that may arise from use of any of the items listed on this website. Descriptions and visual references are for conversation only and not meant in any way to imply any suggested use of said novelty items.
— Like each tree in the forest is different, so is every item made from that tree. This is the beauty of a handmade piece and hopefully part of why you are here. Because no two paddles are exactly the same, please understand there may be slight size variations from the listed size. However, we will ensure that there is less than a 1/4″ variance from any listed dimension.
Specifications:
Thin:
Length from handle to tip: 15.75″
Length from side to side: 2.25″
Thickness at the thickest point: 0.33″
