STOP RIGHT THERE
Is your household descending into a state of absolute anarchy? Are the chores left undone? Is the backtalk reaching "unacceptable" decibels? It’s time to stop the chaos and restore the peace—with a tool that has the shape of a grooming accessory but carries the authority of a principal’s office.
Some call this "The Deception Brush".
It looks like a hairbrush. It can feel like a hairbrush in the hand. But one flip reveals the smooth, solid truth. It’s the ultimate "attitude adjustment" tool for the modern disciplinarian who values efficiency and maybe some childhood trauma.
Why You Need This:
- The Element of Surprise: They’ll think you’re just coming over to help with a tangle. Psych! It’s actually a lecture in physical form.
- Dual-Purpose Chic: It fits perfectly in a bathroom drawer, a kitchen cabinet, or held firmly behind your back while you ask, "What did you just say to me?"
- light weight: Because leading a regime is hard work, and your hand shouldn't cramp while you're making a point.
This product is a novelty item intended for theatrical displays of authority, hilarious photo ops, or perhaps as a very sturdy way to stir a giant vat of pudding. Please use your newfound power responsibly. We are not responsible for broken egos, hurt feelings, or any sudden urges to clean the garage.
Are you ready to bring law and order back to the living room?
Hairbrush Paddle
All items sold at Whipping Wood are sold as NOVELTIES ONLY. The ownership of Whipping Wood takes no responsibility for injury or any other complications that may arise from use of any of the items listed on this website. Descriptions and visual references are for conversation only and not meant in any way to imply any suggested use of said novelty items.
— Like each tree in the forest is different, so is every item made from that tree. This is the beauty of a handmade piece and hopefully part of why you are here. Because no two paddles are exactly the same, please understand there may be slight size variations from the listed size. However, we will ensure that there is less than a 1/4″ variance from any listed dimension.
Thin:
Length from handle to tip: 12″
Length from side to side: 2″
Thickness at the thickest point: 0.33″Thick:
Length from handle to tip: 12″
Length from side to side: 2″
Thickness at the thickest point: 0.75″
